Osthe - The Mass Review

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Ela.. Mass'la naanga.. Review'aiyum theme music'oda than arambippom'la...

Padathuku avanga kodutha build-up'laiye nenachen’ la review ezhutha vaippanga'nu.. Kuruvi’nu oru flop koduthaalum, Ethirum puthirum, Dhill, Dhool, Gilli edutha director Dharani’kaga thaan’la padam paakka ponen… Aaana….

Opening scene:

Oru azhagana gramam’la… Oru amma, oru appa, 2 pasanga’la.. Athula oru pullai(thambi)’ku than antha appa.. anna’nukku vera appa’la.. Ela kolapputha? Amma’ku remarriage’la.. Annan-thambi 2 perukum othuvarathu’la.. (Engaiyo ketta mathri irukka??) Appa, avarukku porantha pullaiku mattum support pannuraar.. Innoru paiyan uruppada mattan’nu solluraar.. Avar than hero’nu namakku solliya theriyanum..

Hero intro:

Few years later… Thirunelveli’la, villain(by-election contestant)’oda adiaal ellam makkalukku vote poda kaasu kodukka poittu irukaanga(entha katchi’ya irukkum??)… thideernu car tyre vedikuthu/puncture aaguthu.. oru rowdy vanthu tyre’a paakuraan.. athula oru bullet “ottitu” irukku… (bullet-proof tyre’la.. but eppadi puncture aachi’nu kekka koodathu.) Antha bullet’a eduthu paakkura rowdy appadiye shock aagi, athu antha area inspector.. athan’la periyavan aana namma hero’oda bullet’nu solraan.. (Bullet’la label ethavathu ottirupangalo’la?) Appuram..

Pam pam paen paparapan... Hero police jeap’la paranthu vanthu iranguraar’la… Appuram enna fight than.. punch dialogue than.. Hero elloraium adichi avanga vachiruntha panatha kai’patrina udana “Screenplay, Direction – Dharani” (Vazhakkama avar padathu hero ethavathu oru game’la win panninathum varum’la.. periya change thaam’la)

Final’a constables ellam varranga’la.. Athula santhanam’um varrar’la.. Hero entry’a vida avaru entrykku thaan la athiga whistle’um claps’um…

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Heroine intro:

Hero rowdy’ngala thorathuthaar’la.. Appo oru veettukulla kuthikkuraaru.. Anga dress panra heroine jacket’ku “last hook” maattitu irukku.. Hero atha paathudraar.. Heroine stun aaguraanga… (Itha innum ethane padathula’la kaamipaanvo? Athuvum antha last hook maattum podumpothu thaan’la crct’a hero heroine’a meet panraar..)

Innum heroine stun aagi than nikiraanga.. Stunnu’na stunnu kittathatta 5 nimishathukku stunnu… Athuvum hook’la vacha kai’ya kooda edukkaama…

Athuvara hero ennalamo pesittu irukkar’la.. Nadula santhanam vera vanthu double meaning’la ennamo hero’ta sollitu poraar.. Final’a namma hero than thaavani/saree’ya eduthu heroine’kitta koduthu avanga maanatha(!!) kaappathuraar’la… (Nalla vela santhanam’ku heroine 5 nimisham stun aana matter theriyathu.. Illana pollathavan’la vantha oru dialog’a sollirupparu..)

Climax:

Hero – villain fight.. (police story climaxla vera enna irukka mudium?) Saatharanama fight nadanthuttu irukku.. Villain shirt’a ellam kalatti pottutu sanda podraar’la… hero konjam adi vaanguraar.. appo avar thambi vanthu oru periya ragasiyatha solraar, “Namma amma thaana saagala, annae.. Ivan than konnuttaan.”

Hero pongi enthikiraar’la..

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Hero body’a murukkuraar.. Shirt kiliuthu’la… Athu mattumaa.. appadiye “therichi” parakkuthu’la… (Santhanam comedy’a vida ithuku thaam’la audience adhigama sirichanga…)

Final’a oru pam pam paen paparapan’la… Hero kills the villain’la… The end’la… Bloopers’la(Ithu vera?!?)…

Padam eppadi irukkum’nu itha ellam vachae oru idea vanthirukumae’la…!

Akkada Thukkada:

• Ela, masala padathulu logic irukkathu sari.. Masala’vum illana enna panrathu.. At least ticket counter’la ticket’oda oru sakthi masala pocket’aavathu kodunga’la…
• Padathula oru chinna aaruthal santhanam’um, kuthu paattum thaam’la..
• Richa gangoo… vendam tongue rolling aaguthu… Heroine Richa fans’ku “rich”a periya aaruthal’num sollalaam..
• Mallika Sheravat = Sana Khan 2.0
• Azhagam perumal thavira vera yarum Thirunelveli baasha pesala… BTW avar eppovum villain’oda edupudu mathri thane irukkar.. Appuram yen police uniform’la irukkar?
• “Naa kannadi mathri’la”nu hero sollum pothu (or) antha mathri feel pannum pothu ellam kannadi’ya kaamikiraanga.. Director’s touch… (Veru ethavathu nalla script ulla padathula use pannirukalaam, dharani sir)
• Hero Inspector’nu sollitu fancy dress competition’la irunthu paathila odivantha oru paiyana kaamikithaan’vo. Ajith – Vijay mathri REAL mass hero panna vendiya role. Six pack vachitta mass hero’va?? Hero’va pathi solrathuku ithuku mela ethume illa’la…
• Still wondering, “ithu Director Dharani’oda movie’a?!? Avar assistant eduthiruntha kooda itha vida better’a eduthiruppar.. Appo itha direct panninathu yara irukkum’la???

Verdict:

Rambam, blade ellam illa’la intha padam.. Ithu Osthe’la.. Ithu audience’a theatre varavachi panra Soora Samharam’la… Adikadi, Osthe – The Mass’nu solraanga la… MASS – MAster of Soora Samharam.

Must watch for – friends’oda theatre’la poiy galaikkira groups and movie reviewers..

- Drunken Guru